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Monday, June 22, 2015

Press release

CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA 6/22/2015 - Nikki Haley, Republican Governor of South Carolina, has finally done what the Republicans have desired since over a century and a half: removed the last vestige of Rebellion from state grounds.

The Governor proposes to replace this symbol of racism and violence with a symbol better befitting the New South: a symbol of plurality and ahimsa, a symbol to which no-one could ever get offended.

Born Sikh and now trans-Christian, Ms Haley is accustomed to spanning cultural boundaries. This move toward such an ancient and noted symbol of Indo-Iranian values is sure to bring together all varnas of South Carolinan culture: black and white, Sikh and Hindu, perhaps even Sunni and Shi'a.

UPDATE 6/23: And I thought I was kidding.

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