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Sunday, December 28, 2014

New meme.


(1)Hear about when Manziel was two hours late for practice?
Escalator was stuck.

(2)But Manziel was at least protected from STDs during that party.
He practiced abstinence AND wore a condom.

(3)Send condolences; Manziel's dog is at the vet, fractured muzzle I hear.
Poor thing was chasing cars - in the FirstEnergy lot during halftime.

(4)Did you hear what happened to the Aggie when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 5 miles of home?
He moved to Cleveland.

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