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Sunday, December 28, 2014

New meme.

h/t.

(1)Hear about when Manziel was two hours late for practice?
Escalator was stuck.

(2)But Manziel was at least protected from STDs during that party.
He practiced abstinence AND wore a condom.

(3)Send condolences; Manziel's dog is at the vet, fractured muzzle I hear.
Poor thing was chasing cars - in the FirstEnergy lot during halftime.

(4)Did you hear what happened to the Aggie when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 5 miles of home?
He moved to Cleveland.


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